I’m obsessed with this song. And I forgot how sexy Ne-yo is. Great voice, great dancing skills and one of few Americans I’ve seen interviewed on British TV who seemed to understand British humour.
I’m one of those people who lives in constant fear of being found out as not any good. Whenever I’m writing anything I’m just thinking “This is fucking shit,” any minute now someone’s gonna come and slap this computer out of my hands. And every week without fail, if I write a column, every week without fail I finish it and I go and I’ll turn around to my wife and she’ll go “How was that?” and I go “Just fucking shit, I’ve just written the worst piece of fucking shit anyone’s ever written, I’m such a cunt.” And then it’ll come out and people seem to think it’s okay, and so then I just think people are fucking idiots.
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Charlie Brooker. This must be the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard about writing. (via jakec) Ha. Haha. Hahahah. (via whydoihaveablog) I love love love Charlie Brooker. Even when he insults me. |
Various Milk Brands in Korea.
수많은 우유들.
Ha, that’s amazing.
I’ve been told by a few Korean friends that in Korea strawberry milk is said to make your breasts grow. I don’t know about the technical facts behind this but I did see a reality TV show about a Korean woman with large breasts and the contents of her fridge were 90% strawberry milk. And as you know, if you can rely on anything for reliable information, it’s television.
why are you making fun of skinny people? it's not their fault thy are skinny, just like fat people can't help it that they are fat. Everyone is different so accept them for what they are.
AnonymousI don’t think you saw the second part of this conversation. I wasn’t mocking her for being skinny. I don’t think that anyone should be taken down over their body type. I’m not in the ‘real women have curves’ camp because not all real women do. And that’s ok. I made that comment because some of the image posts on that blog borderline on the anorexia-positive which is something I consider to be potentially dangerous. And also something that is quite the opposite of body acceptance. My comment, admittedly badly phrased, was only intended to point that out.
Brain: Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. So much to do tomorrow. Need to sleep.
Body: Alright. I'm in position.
Brain: Good, because I really need to sleep. OH MY GOD I NEED TO SLEEP SO MUCH HOW CAN I GET ENOUGH SLEEP?
Body: .....
Brain: Why is Orange being like this? Why are we fighting all the time? Are we fighting all the time? How am I gonna get all this work done tomorrow?
Body: ......
Brain: ....AND I need to write my friend's reference. And send emails.
Body: ...This isn't gonna happen is it?
Brain: No, I don't think so.
Body: Fuck you. Watch what I do to your face tomorrow.
Things I would probably give my right arm for in Korea: #1
Oh Old Jamaica. How I miss you. You are to me what Irn Bru is to the Scots.
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Very very nearly sent this text to my co-teacher instead of to Orange.
This is why you shouldn’t stay awake until 2am watching America’s Next Top Model on work nights.
Anyone who wants to send me abusive private messages may do so using their own blog names or remain ignored.
